dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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