it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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