She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
The police scanner is talking about you again....
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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