dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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