you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
where does the pee come out of this thing
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
