Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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