if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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