so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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