I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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