I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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