I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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