We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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