I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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