Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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