apparently the secret to your success is patron
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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