dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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