Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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