Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
