Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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