Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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