Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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