we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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