I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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