after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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