Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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