she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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