the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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