We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
