there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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