i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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