i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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