Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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