maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Randomize