But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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