Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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