Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he puts the penis in happiness.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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