You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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