did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
