The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
After last night, I could never be a politician.
Apparently you make a good broom.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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