...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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