He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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