I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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