dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
