wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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