we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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