i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
