i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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