careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
