Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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