Small penises have feelings too.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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