im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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