Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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